I’m 5'11 and 260 pounds and haven’t hit a gym in 7 years. I still look to be in better shape than that guy.

Fucking Clownshoes. I like the defeated half jog that the third baseman took back to the bag once he realized he was too late to stop the runner from taking it.

They aren’t worthy

My wife is also a teacher. She said there’s not a single teacher in her school that she would trust to be able to handle her shit if called upon to be armed and engage with an active shooter.

My first car was a 73 MGB (in 1998) much like the one in the picture except in Tennis Ball yellow/green. I feel like safety is all relative. It was definitely much safer than my dad’s vintage VWs, but not quite as safe as every other vehicle on the road in 1998.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Cap’n Crunch with Crunchberries are life.

Hypothetically if they did get pieced out and Epiphone were to be owned by someone who did not also own Gibson, I would imagine a licensing deal would be put in place for the designs. Again, easy move for Gibson if they were to again focus on high end instruments. The licensing piece would bring in hassle free revenue.

Epiphone will likely not be affected by the Gibson Bankruptcy much, if at all. Gibson owned the factories and handled all manufacturing of Gibson guitars in house. 

Both....but it’s ok.

Bryce Harper is the biggest “Star” with any sports followers. The only way he’ll be able to break past the “sports follower” tag is if he goes to play for a team in NY or LA while he’s still young and good (has to have both).

I hope there is a fresh piece of hell reserved for the people who still film in Portrait

But a walk scores a run with the bases loaded. You can score without a hit

There’s also some “really Good” bands that get elevated to “great” status with the 5 song list thing. Prime Example - The Cult. Good in their own right, but great when boiled down to 5 songs: She Sells Sanctuary, Fire Woman, Wild Flower, Love Removal Machine, Sweet Soul Sister

If Bloody Mary is on here then a Margarita should be too.

Everything about this is correct. My mother is returning from a UK trip right now. My only request was for as much Cadbury as she could fit in her bag.

If you compare the slices side by side, the Cheese pizza has significantly more cheese on it than the other varieties (possibly double). So I’m guessing the extra calories are coming from there.

My mom bought a black S2000 right when they came out as a celebration of me leaving the house and going to college. I was in all types of athletics and activities in high school that made her Jeep Grand Cherokee a necessity. She was the envy of all the little tuner magazine reading kids in the Burbs.

I....I just....umm......No. That’s not how any of this works.

Statements like this make me think you can’t be a real human.

I’d like to give credit to UNT for this one. I admire the fact that there was no apologizing or sidestepping what occurred here. No sensitivity classes, no coddling. Just “That’s not acceptable, you’re gone.”