My favorite bit is that you see how his brain works: “Internet —> Computers —> Bill Gates!” Bill Gates isn’t even strongly associated with computers anymore, let alone the internet. He has no idea what he’s rambling about.

Just to agree with everyone else here, he/she embarrassed him/herself more than anything. And just like everyone else over 30, I am SO glad the internet wasn’t a thing when I was 13.

“We’ve got pizza blooming! But it can only grow Pizza Hut.”

And this is why I voted for Trump. Because I knew that he would get us all killed before I had to eat any of this garbage.

What makes it really weird, is the guy had entire conversation with the ‘girl’ about getting more condoms (shown in this very article). So not only is it unneeded to highlight the creepiness of it, it is also factually incorrect.

You’re talking about older games though. New EA games don’t go to Steam because they have their own distribution method, Origin. They won’t put new games over there because they are losing money by giving Steam a cut. It sucks if you want everything on Steam, but that’s how it is.

Well it’s in Ubers rules that you can’t have a gun while working and the driver agrees to that as part of the terms. So at that point Uber could fire him regardless of the law.

This is the most 2016 thing I’ve read in the past hour.

right outside the metallic elevators

Little? There’s no gun better...

This is literally why we have the stupid Electoral College. To prevent a direct democracy from electing an unfit president.

I believe this is the original post:

Just to be perfectly clear, the order of importance is this:

But if possible Cstrife16, go get some awesome cellphone video. Shocked commentary welcome, vertical video no so much.

aimed for the kid’s shoulders, knees or feet

in what ways is the world worse off now than it was 100 years ago? *boggles* if you give me some bull shit about how “no one ever talks anymore! they only look at their phones!” I will scream.

She needs to have children to have great grandchildren.

If you’re living in an urban city, things are great for you. But if you’re living in a small town where the biggest employer is a walmart, and you’re deciding between paying the house note or the medical bills, America doesn’t feel great. If your cost of living is high, but your wages are stagnant, America doesn’t…

True; but imagine your entire neighborhood as stuck up as the one that decided to try and make him remove it, and then having to pay made up fines to the HOA.

Please give your definition of “habitable.” The wildlife that has taken over the exclusion zone would love to hear it.