“This is the only part of the episode you’re allowed to laugh at.”

No mention how it also skewered the white male led outrage culture that is Gawker’s raison d'etre?

Vikings Fan: “Who wants some?”
49er’s Fans: <crickets>
Vikings Fan: “Okay fine, I’m out then.”
49er’s Fans: <Sucker punch and jump the Vikings Fan>

Now that I’ve read his clarification, the 49ers fans are still terrible, terrible people who belong in jail, and the Vikings fan is still an innocent victim.

From the FB post:

Gee its almost like football is a sport with a lot of physical contact and violence and if it were played like soccer or rugby everyone would be dead at the end.

Reading now. Looking for the part where Deadspin calls him a war criminal for the killing of American citizens with drones.

This article could not be a bigger, more petulant, wet blanket. I voted against him twice (yes, it was a vote against him), and obviously don’t view his presidency favorably. But he was awesome in the few months following 9/11, and this moment was a highlight (when I/we still needed one) that still gives me chills.…

Can someone link me to Deadspin’s article each time President Obama does his NCAA bracket on SportsCenter?

Well at least the Steelers have one person good at kicking.

Must be tough to have to live out on the streets, beaten down and destitute, with only a gerbil to keep you company.

“..he checks for quarters in a pay phone..”

Oh, please, Deadspin. Mayweather can’t even spell IV.

Ah fuck off with this. You are going commit yourself to 50 hours of practice a week? Also, there is no demand for shitty football players. There is demand for good football players.

No one will watch the shitty football players play. Otherwise, people would just watch people play football at the park instead of…

I love every bit of it, except the cups of vomit, urine, beer bottles and other miscelaneous trash thrown at our players during corner kicks. Oh and the use of massive green lasers to try and blind them.

At this point, I almost don’t care if this story is true (It is). Watching Pats fans live down to the stereotypes with hysterical commenting is reward enough.

Yeah, that would be a GREAT strategy right up until the NFL’s lawyers sue everyone involved for libel and slander.

The fact that this stuff bothers the Deadspin/Gawker writer is pretty funny. I hope teams keep doing it just to piss you off.

First the argument was that only a moralizing dipshit would care about what an athlete does off the field, now you’re called a moralizing dipshit if you care that they cheated during the Superbowl? Interesting analysis.

When all this Ballghazi shit is over—just a few hours from now, thank God