I did a tour of an ex-Stassi prison and our guide was a former inmate who’d been kept in solitary for about 2 years. He said the happiest day of his life was when he was moved in with a roommate after a suicide attempt. The second happiest was when a fly flew into his cell because he had something to talk to.

I’m a less-than-average looking woman with lots of really really attractive friends in an area with a lot of Nice Guys and the dynamic is always so horrible. Basically pretty women will see how awesome guys are and if they don’t then it’s the ugly friend’s fault! Because ugly-women have mind control powers?

I really wanted to say this. But god it’s horrible to imagine middle-school boys with NBA-level paycheques.

All I can think is “what if it got caught in someone’s pubes?!”

Blah fuck the world. I replied dumbly while not reading your post properly and just cannot edit it. This is what I want to really wanted to say.

Can you see a doctor? They don't perfectly fix things but they can help a lot. Like stopping people puking is their raison d'être.

This sounds really bad, but I found booze helps. I now have a pint of beer with my stematil (again bad...) before I get on the flight and it’s not 100% but it helps a lot. Also ALL the ginger (I swear travel sickness is a bit psychological so even if it’s a placebo effect it does good), peppermints to suck on the…

I did that when I was 10, which is a kid but I feel old enough to know better. It came on really suddenly, a flight attendant asked me a question and I opened my mouth to respond and -bam- Excorcist impression. I feel so bad for him.

I have really bad motion sickness (they lie when they say everyone grows out of it!) so I am the horrible thing people have to witness. But I was on a Ryan Air flight, so super crowded and unpleasant, a few months ago and I just started to vomit uncontrollably. All the toilets were full so I was throwing up into an…