Goes to show how meaningless the FIFA rankings are

Your Copa América semifinalists:

“I could buy this house, I don’t fucking need you.”

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with an explosive is a good guy with an explosive. These brave fans were only demonstrating that they’d be able to defend the stadium if terrorists showed up.

Slow clap for the security guards in Saint-Etienne who allowed explosives and flares into the stadium. Good job, fellas!

They had to have been trying to sabotage their own side, right?

Unpopular opinion — porn has something to do with it. At least the type of gross straight-cis-het porn so many teenage boys watch. When you couple violent (or borderline violent) and consent-free porn with zero sex education and you get young men who are susceptible to this kind of thinking about sex.

They’re all children. They all need help after this.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Given that he has dated so many VS models (I so had to resist the urge to put “dated” in quotes oh look I did it anyway), can you imagine how uncomfortable some of those shoots have gotten? Or backstage at the show? Also, how does he get set up with these ladies? You know he isn't meeting them at Starbucks or in the…

Once AGAIN, Leo and I started dating when I was in 6th grade and he was an adult man and we never broke up so this story is nonsense.

Because dating a man that much older than me seems extremely creepy and gross and she's even younger than I am.

Oh my god. Are you giving this girl shit for not being the right kind of pretty, now?

If you’re into dudes, this is the picture for you.

I care because I think about all the bad sex those poor girls must be having. There’s simply no way a 40 year old guy who only dates women under 25 is any good in bed.

This comment is making it real apparent to me why Lily-Rose is doing this.

My first though as well. Depp dropped her mother for a woman more than 20 years his junior, but obviously this is all Vanessa’s fault for being “permissive.”

He should get a drink with Amber Heard’s dad.

Are you assuming only men read lifehacker?

Take a vacuum packing bag for the dirties - roll 'em pack 'em in the vacuum bag, and you might even have a bit of extra space for those souvenirs your bought. Also, if you have that much clean left over, you didn't pack light enough.