They played the wrong accompaniment. She was expecting to lip sync the whole thing but on “Emotions” they played a backing track that was for semi-lip-sync situations, in which she sings most of the song but lip syncs the high notes. She was not about to attempt actually singing that song.

Maybe just try and sing doofus. Thats what you are known for. Stand still dont dance and sing..........Sorry i’m alone tonight. My fam’s out of state and I’m bitter. Side note: Pentatonix; can any one band appear to be so full of doucheyness as them.

From everything that has been posted I think a break, whether temporary or permanent, from this community will be good for you. The situation isn’t healthy for you. Good luck.

That’s not exactly the complete narrative of this mess, but whatever you need to tell yourself to continue this martyr complex thing you have going on...

In truth, I think that “blah” is the depression. It kinda saps your ability to mobilize and get your life going, even if you’re not sad or upset. I don’t know what I could recommend because I’ve never understood why it starts or why it leaves, but I do know that it’s always transient. For me, it’s seasonal.

Tell him:

It’s worth noting that she doesn’t live in Sweden. Since she became a parent they’ve mostly lived in NYC and London. Her husband is finance big shot. Her life is probably not terribly different than another London SAHM who married a millionaire but... that’s not exactly normal, either.

You don’t get to just pretend that your moral high ground doesn’t have real world consequences, jerk

It’s fine that you don’t want to vote for a candidate that you don’t think represents your ideals, but it is also fine that Bee lives in the real world and recognizes that: (1) there are only two candidates with a chance to win this presidential election and (2) if you refuse to vote for the one that most closely…

I’m sure deep down she really respects your need to remain morally pure.

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.

According to Jill Stein, though, mailing support to the snatch is one of the leading causes of autism.

I'm going to pass on my favorite bits of wisdom that I was told when I was engaged: just know everything is going to get fucked up, and the day is a success if you're married at the end of it. Put things into perspective right quick.

I sympathize with Jennifer, but at the same time, there are times when the smart thing to do is to keep your mouth shut. And when you’re the 1% and want to complain that you aren’t the 0.05%, that would be the time.

LINDA LINDA LINDA! LISTEN!

OMG! Any man that would tell you that should also let you squeeze his balls while you have an epidural-free birth!!

Meanwhile, I told my therapist what mansplaining was this week and he (an older white dude) thought it was perfect and couldn’t believe he hadn’t heard what it was yet!

Or maybe most people aren’t terribly interested in having orgies inserted into common games they play, so they find it amusing when it inevitably is?

Considering the absolutely stifled and controlled way Victoria was raised (she was literally never alone, she wasn’t allowed to go down stairs without holding someone else’s hand, etc.) by a mother and advisor who absolutely were trying to home-grow a puppet they could control once she got to the throne, I choose to…