It's sad that even with all the great hedgehog actors working today, they'll probably just cast the typical cisgender white male leading-man type and make him up in CGI hedgehog-face.

Fun game: take a date to any fine art museum and try to shoehorn that quote into as many of your critiques as possible.

Somehow, of all the objectionable things in the image, I think the worst is the little bulging vein right above the patch of blue pubes.

It's also the edgy 'tude. If you're over the age of 9 and you still think a sassy blue hedgehog is cool, there's something seriously wrong with you.

I got this. NSFW(???????!^$&%^$%#)

You're an idiot! The constitution doesn't say that! Your grammar is bad and you're stupid!

The only difference between "nice guys" and "assholes" is that the former don't get any action.

Jeez, those HTML links are impossible to discern from normal text. THANKS DISQUS/OBAMA

Their signature performance is the one on Brass Eye: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Hmmm. While you might be able to convince me with some coaxing that Razzamatazz is Pulp's ultimate snide master stroke, Common People is miles away the best track on Different Class, and a classic that really deserves its status. Though I can see the only way to definitively settle this is with an angry nerd slap…

His n Hers is great, but that's a bold claim. "Razzmatazz" and "Do You Remember the First Time?" come pretty close, I guess.

I've never been a huge fan of any of the whole "Britpop" movement beyond some singles, but I'd be really surprised if there was anything hidden in there to top Common People. Especially when you take into account Jarvis' sick dance moves.

10,000 Bags…

While I loved Bad Lieutenant, I think the "non-campy/over-the-top/so-bad-it's-good " qualifier is debatable…

I don't think hating boring hippy bands like Phish and The Grateful Dead is trendy. It's a long hater tradition with a rich history.

When I was a college freshman there was a senior next door to me who would smoke and play RHCP's "Zephyr Zong" on repeat for entire days straight. I'm facebook friends with him now and I think he's legitimately schizophrenic, though.

"I hate this song so much, it excites me."

HOLY SHIT. How did I miss this?! Dude is like the ideal Hatesong choice.

"Would I sleep with him? Hmmm, not sure… can I get a hat wobble?"

When Tom Leykis was your age, for breakfast they ate pterodactyl eggs!!!!