I know, reich?

Skyscraper Raccoon might have ate some weed out of a trash can once, so he’s a thug we don’t need to feel bad for.

I don’t think there’s any question that more than one soccer player will be abused by TSA/Homeland Security on his way into the US in 2026. The number of fans arrested just for entering the country will likely be in the thousands.

Well the sun should be a red giant in about 5 bil years and make the Earth uninhabitable, although I would imagine our species won’t last that long.

Wait, he was having buttsex in a car when he ordered the pizza? I mean, I guess you don’t want to have a big meal beforehand, but can’t you just call at completion and get it delivered post-cleanup?

I work in the highway business in MD, and it’s pretty well known down here that PA’s highways are just abysmal.

My bisexual pants are at the cleaner’s! I must warn them!

IV is such a good album. As soon as you put it on, you hear the proto-shoegaze vibe on “Krautrock”, more than a decade before Cocteau Twins and the JAMC started playing with those sounds.

If anything, the President is a symptom of an epidemic of mental illness more than he is a cause. Not trying to be funny.

It’s Great When You’re Straight... Yeah is super fun. Took me a while to warm up to, because it’s a little Britpoppy and I just don’t like Britpop, but it’s funky enough that I can still get down with it. Feels kind of like a precursor to Gorillaz a little bit.

If Exile in Guyville is an A+ album (and for my money, it is), then Whip-Smart and Whitechocolatespaceegg are As.

Do we have any evidence whatsoever that this man is not a malfunctioning android? He keeps doing things that make it seem like he’s people, but something’s always just a bit off.

And the horse says “I had to shoot my wife last night. She broke her leg last week and we knew she wouldn’t make it. I took her out to the spot by the creek where we met, told her I loved her one last time, and shot her right in the head. After that, I just sat there for a while, cradling her corpse, waiting for the…

Dazed and Confused is beloved by so many people, but it seems to speak to a high-school experience that I find totally unrelatable. Are there seriously people out there that have that much fun in high school?

Trekkies actually held a referendum, and Generations isn’t canon anymore. Did you not get your ballot?

I have seen the future, and it’s me, in a nursing home trying and failing to figure out how I can use the hyper-internet to get an illegal copy of IG-88: The Porn Parody.

Not to mention The Rock’s Skyscraper.

You should check out my Franco-Scottish post-punk band, Ye Ye.

C-Love’s always been kind of a nut.

Yeah, Sean, it could totally be worse! What if your kid was asking to hear Lemon Incest like this creep’s kid?