Quincy Jones is a legend... but no way he was in the studio with George Martin, producing the Beatles. It’s kind of funny that so many people are taking this seriously. He’s shit-stirring, that’s all.

Boy, you don’t know very much about the Beatles. Let’s start with this: Quincy Jones did not do production work for them.

I guess that kind of makes sense. It’s not that she’s being objectified by the movie, she’s just a mirror of a culture that objectifies!

There’s also a hilarious disparity levels of dress in the picture above. Gillan rocks the hell out of the half-shirt and shorts look, but I have to wonder what the purpose of it is, ‘cause the guy next to her is wearing a fleece-lined jacket. What is the climate in this crazy jungle??

I can’t deny, I can’t imagine a reason anybody finds festivals even moderately entertaining except drugs.

Well we have to at least keep it going until Super Bowl 509, because that one will be “Super Bowl DIX”

Besides the fact that she rode in on a gold fucking lion and brought Missy Elliot out of retirement it was pretty lame.

Here’s to that. Ryan’s wild guesses should have sunk him Wednesday, but he made it up with a crucial DD.

I really liked Soft Moon’s last album, but am undecided based on the singles from this one.

I am listening to it right now and kind of enjoying it. I’ll have to listen to that old album you refer to, which has the advantage of already being released.

Damn that’s a good list. And that 3-album run from U2 justifies their classic status, even if I can’t really speak for the rest of their oeuvre.

It’s, like, 1:30 but here goes. I’ve been in meetings. I do work.

Same thing as I-87 in New York, I-66 in Virginia, I-43 in Wisconsin, I-37 in Texas, I-97 in Maryland... hell, I-19 is in Arizona only AND all the signs are in metric! Not to mention innumerable spur and beltway “interstate” highways! Must every portion of your interstate highway system be interstate? What good does…

America: Where you punish your subordinates for vague associations with your political enemies!

“Women need to step up” — Grammys

I mean, good for Kraftwerk, I guess, but the time to honor them was when they were making great music, not in 2017 for an 8-album box set of them playing all their old stuff live.

This is a serious problem. We need to repair the rift in spacetime that has allowed your universe, where Leonard Cohen is apparently any or all of those things, to seep into our own.

Yeah, Bruno Mars has really swept the Grammy voters’ hearts by showing that he can imitate older music styles and performers while at the same time saying absolutely nothing. If you want to win a Grammy, that’s the ticket.

It was a nice feeling knowing this sour son-of-a-bitch was out there, grumbling about Mumford & Sons and whatnot. R.I.P. to a legend.

No, this is a slow news day: “We have just learned that President McKinley was assassinated in September 1901"