It’s pronounced Ken Clean-Air Systems Throawarbler Mangrove...

It really hurts because I don’t think I can name a Republican anywhere near this cocky, with the obvious exception of a great deal of them

Long time AV Clubber, occasional Kinja sufferer. Everyone coming hard at Warren right now, you guys are the smallest motherfuckers I know

Go back to Maryland!

No, if you could use a rat as a phone, man, that’d be genius. I mean, there’s like five rats for every one person in New York alone. Everybody would have an affordable phone. I mean, it would be messy, but worth it.

Gilbert Gottfried is the announcer for Jeopardy! It doesn’t sound like him because of Auto-Tune.

Lake is just another way of saying wet playa, man!

Go see the triforce quartet play as I know someone in it and feel they should be supported as artists.

I’ve seen My Bloody Valentine twice and I’m not 100% sure they really exist.

ONE MOTHERFUCKIN LOVE
ONE MOTHERFUCKIN BLOOD
ONE LIFE, BITCH, YOU BEST DO WHAT YOU SHOULD!!!!!!

Hi GQ, not that it’s your duty to entertain me, but if you’ve posted your picks from 2017 somewhere, can you link me to it? You always have a huge and varied list and I’ve missed it so far this year!

Oh boy. The Decemberists are definitely a band I liked in the 2000s that I do not enjoy much at all anymore. Oddly enough, The King Is Dead is the only album that holds up well for me.

And those bands were just ripping off the Stooges, Velvet Underground, who were just ripping off John Cage and Ornette Coleman, who were just ripping off Igor Stravinsky and Charlie Parker who were just ripping off...

but have you checked out cyhsy tha prince’s album?

“Good artists borrow, great artists steal.”

My favorite non-2017 thing I discovered this year were the first two albums by The Red Krayola, The Parable of Arable Land and God Bless The Red Krayola And All Who Sail With It. They’re both 10/10 albums for me.

Still my favorite TV show, a million prestige series later. Even with Season 5.

I heard the same, but I couldn’t not know how it ended. There are worse uses of your time than Season 4.

I’m Jewish and love that episode. The final reveal of Niles in the bathroom is incredible.

Forgot this one: