I’ve only seen her once, but I was actually kind of impressed how good the “pop” era stuff sounded played live. 10/10 would concert again.

What sad-ass karaoke bar are you going to where “Fuck and Run” is in the book?

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Well, thing is Gjna and me don’t talk much ever since Rev. Vulva died.

“But I hate it! It’s too mean to the Nazis! I hate it! I HATE IT!!!!”

Technically, the penis belonged to Carlos Danger, not Anthony Weiner.

I’m humbled by what a not-asshole you are! It’s stunning!

Star Trek is chock-full tons of good guys who bend the rules to do the right thing, could Lorca be the good guy who bends the rules so far that the costs outweigh the benefits (c.f. Star Trek: First Contact)?

I thought binary stars too, but then you’d have plenty of Federation ships in with that Klingon wreckage. Maybe a graveyard for the houses Kol dicked over, engagement with whom leads to an uneasy treaty that sets up a great cold war allegory?

Yes, I think we can all agree that Death Cab peaked with Transubstantiation.

Well, the main reason Jack Daniel’s isn’t a bourbon is that they don’t call themselves a bourbon. Legally speaking they almost certainly could, it’s just a branding thing.

I could have sworn the close-up on the Admiral after L’Rell’s attack was meant to establish that the Admiral was still faintly breathing, but maybe I misread that.

Chang also had a modified cloaking device. It’s pretty well established that a cloaked ship cannot fire weapons because of science, and his ship could — so, we don’t know if the “smart torpedo” made in ST VI would work against a more traditional cloaking device.

-What a beautiful young woman we have with us today. Sure hope you’re interested in sex with me.

While I have no memory of these incidents, in the spirit of openness and personal growth, I would like to “come out”, such as it were, as a splungesexual living within a closeted gay man. I hope I can be a leader for others struggling with their incepti-LGBTQSplunge identity.

I certainly hope someone was imprisoned in a sex house fired for that blunder!

“Hey, foreign government here. We’d really like to interfere in your democratic process, and we just happen to have committed a crime by hacking into your opponent’s personal e-mail account. You down?”

If you seriously believe the DNC would have said yes to that, you’re in a Marianas Trench of Kool-Aid. (Hell, the RNC…

Robert Gates was indicted? You’d think Fox News would have mentioned that, given that he was Obama’s Secretary of Defense.

Your first response to people disagreeing with you was two sentences and “tl;dr: fuck you” so maybe it’s also possible you’re not the hot-shot debater you think you are.

I remember in San Andreas, we used to just take turns heading to a locked area of the game (automatically maxing out your wanted level) then just seeing how long we could last.