I want to visit a screen door factory!

Pontius Pilate was better at hammering.

Anything similar on Android?

Reported!

*dun dun*

$58? How do you get a discount like that?

Is Crysta married? I also refrigerate my peanut butter and I feel like she and I are meant to be.

+3 broken fingers

I’m in Colorado, where it’s 71 today and maybe up to 80 (!) this weekend. We would love to take some of that snow off your hands.

I’m behind the times as far as new consoles, so for me it’ll be Red Dead Redemption on my PS3. Zelda looks awesome though and I’m jealous I don’t have it.

Tough news for him and his family. I hope his treatment goes well.

As much as I miss your Foodspin articles, your basketball stuff is great. Thanks Albert.

Len is probably cool enough himself.

Melo was already on the Nuggets, so I don’t think we’d take him back. They seem to run and gun and do try to outscore everyone, so his poor defense isn’t an issue. The ball stopping at Melo would just slow down the offense.

Playing the Coyotes and Avalanche should get her two birthday wins as well. Great story. I hope she does well in her fight.

Red team padding their stats with those easy goals. Must be a contract year.

Wow, the speed and accuracy was fun to watch. There’s no way I could dodge those throws.

The defender’s ankles should write a thank you card for saving them from certain breakage.

Nah, I just think there are too many choices.