Carcetti would’ve never let this happen when he was mayor.

They’re 10th in attendance this year and were 11th last year. They tend to draw well despite the usual record.

Don’t talk about paper bags like that.

If you’re in the grays, are you destined to be there forever? I don’t know how I get out of here.

My kid’s name didn’t make the cut. So either that’s a good thing or I’ve doomed his hockey success already.

You’re good. Can I put you on retainer?

They are trying to protect your take towards Barry that the Caps were screwed.

Did you ever get the heater core installed?

There should be a category for bodily fluids and a separate category for everything else.

Good thing you didn’t front Charles the money for his bet.

That comparison’s a little unfair to puds, don’t you think?

Albert, you could use one the next time you’re snowed in and need some semi-fresh bag juice.

Eat some Original Cafe Milk N’ Honey Granola out of it.

Hey, some of us are just stuck down here through no fault of our own.

The articles you linked to were great! Thank you.

Tea? What happened to just masturbating before bed?

Can Romo also replace Twellman in the broadcast booth?

It’s not an “or.” It’s “and/or.” I think a lot of readers do more than one of those awful things.

Marchman probably shows up to your funeral and leaves a box of that shitty Milk and Honey Cafe Mix cereal for your family. Just let him skip it.

Tim Donaghy refs women’s basketball now? What an awful flagrant call.