I think a good liquid salt recipe should be featured on Foodspin.

-Rae Carruth

Well written Billy. I enjoyed it.

Whoa! What a kinja handle you have!

I hate how Santa takes the time to put those little twisty ties on everything, making it impossible to get them out of the box. Doesn’t seem very homemade.

Jim Cooke always has great illustrations.

I feel like Cousins is the last guy you’d want to hit in the nuts.

Timing will always be an issue for the WBC. The regular season lasts so long that the winter isn’t an option, but spring training comes so quick that it’ll likely always be during that time frame.

I think Draymond can show him if he makes the NBA.

You were the Javale McGee of that league it sounds like.

That is a very good Catholic response. I don’t go to Mass either, so maybe we can work on Hellspin in the afterlife.

I feel like I try to do that, but a lot of times I get left to rot and my comments aren’t even read. I guess you are serious about writing down the burner key since I once was an ‘ungreyed’ kinja-er.

I didn’t know you were an Indians fan! I suffer with you.

Bacon and eggs? Pancakes? French toast? Has there been any official Deadspin version of Breakfast meals, ranked?

My brother-in-law DVRs every live sporting event. I think just watching live is better, especially to avoid some ass ruining it by telling you the score. How do you do live sports on TV?

Schilling is right about the cereal.

I don’t know that I’ve ever seen a TL;DR for a one-sentence comment before, but I enjoyed it.

Bucks-Nuggets would be a lot of fun in the Finals. You could make a lot of money just betting the over, probably.

That red New Super Mario Bros. case really sticks out among all the other cases. Great collection.

Remember Pros vs. Joes? That was similar, except it was retired old dudes.