I couldn’t be any more on board with this. Bravo.

I like uniformity so step one is that the bread is aligned top crust to bottom crust. Aka the sandwich bread 69. No question about starting with the top or bottom.  Then slicing is always diagonal, the triangle corners are much easier to begin eating.

Can’t forget your post about shredding some iceberg for sandwiches or tacos!

“Potato meat” there's your star

The ham has been burgled.

Shredded lettuce is the superior lettuce. Also for tacos. I’ll choose a sandwich place simply because they have shredded lettuce

Excellent write-up and recipe. This is pretty much what I do and it’s great. One thing to note that’s becoming more important is to watch the salt in the pasta water. Just the difference between kosher vs ‘regular’ table salt can yield vastly different results and it shouldn’t ever be salty like the ocean. Adding this …

Bingo. Such a bad idea...

Yo Quiero Taco Bell

Or eaten be their national bird, the mosquito.

... Atlantis. That’s where they drown in their overzealous search for a drought free water based society.

This sounds solid. I do like the scalfani crushed for pizza

I’d like to submit the new Nutter Butter cereal for consideration. A great cereal and great peanut buttery milk

This. Ever get a previously used phone number? It’s bad. It’s worse when they used it as a fax machine since you can’t tell them to stop calling!

I didn’t like Wi-Fi calling at all. My phone would go crazy if I connected to another Wi-Fi network. All kinds of 911 warnings and general weirdness with the calls themselves.

Like you said, toasting is key. That’s basically what that was (plus quartered pepperoni), there is sauce under there! As a cheat pizza sauce (I generally hand crush or food mill san marz) I’ve been using Mutti pizza sauce. It’s surprisingly good as is. I toaster oven broil but if the nuke box works, I’ve got to try th…

Rt2 in mass as well- two lanes of 80mph with 2 carlengths max (you’ll get passed on the inside and cut off otherwise) then Rt2 continuing through Concord is insane- red lights on the “highway" and a 45mph limit that’s enforced over 50.

Chilito (chili cheese burrito) FTW. Got me through high school. Sadly they aren’t available here in the northeast. They pulled them from a lot of markets a while ago 

I dont see why not. It would definitely have a wheat bread vibe though so taste wise it might overpower the ‘pizzaness’ of it all

That’s what I do. White trash pizza, regular old white sandwich bread. Toasted first and rubbed with a clove of garlic just to get some flavor on it.