...it just may finally be time, in the words of Dwayne Hicks, to call game over, man.

I just want an aftercredits scene of Albie back stateside, buying more shirts from Dan Flashes

This is second-hand as it was told to me by someone who was laid off, so may not be accurate but based on my knowledge of people who worked in IT in the early 2000s I believe it:

These videos are more obnoxious than the slideshows they tried to force on us. Just give this old man a text article. I won’t watch videos or a slideshow I can’t scroll through.

5. Bram Stoker’s Dracula

What would I like to see it in? A Mazda 6 Tourer, sold in the US.

Do you like ketchup on your burger? Then it belongs on your burger.

If you can see a fart that usually means it is a turd.

And yet you seemed to fit very comfortably in a 2-D pane of glass with a couple other people, Zod. Get over it.

“in a market that can’t get enough of big and stupid SUVs."

the squeak is part of the Art™

“...create an SUV nobody wants...”

Entitled asshole car company that makes cars for entitled assholes, acts like an entitled asshole. Details at 11

You’re an adult.  If you want a Shirley Temple, order a Shirley Temple.

“Could we have some more butter please?”

You are wrong about the sauce. maybe you like to have simmered all day but that is far from universal. 

Actually, a chive is whole different plant.