For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

That's not true, I'm an asshole and I drive a sedan

Judging by the grammar, 100%.

Roger responded that he would indeed “be Roy’s huckleberry”

Halladay knows all about steroids, being a medical professional and all.

Why would Dallas want him, though?

I wish I had a quarter million worth$750K.

Sumlin doesn't add up.

Seeing people who have callously committed horrific acts on other people start to cry when forced to take (some) responsibility for their conduct always makes me hate them even more.

Because someone disagrees with you politically that makes them backwards. Dissent will not be tolerated by liberals

You’ve got a better chance of getting some speed with Latin and African-Americans.

Still shot of the incident as it occurred:

The ironic part is most Sixers fans are ok with what is going on. It’s the people on the outside looking in that care more than the actual Sixer fans. Are they gonna force Kobe Bryant to retire now or force the Lakers to fire Byron Scott? They are worse than the Sixers. No of course they won’t because of $$$$. You…

The house arrest that he is currently under seems reasonable. At least we know he’s securely confined to his home with the mandated ankle monitors.

PHILADELPHIA SPORTS TEAMS: We hate fans of opposing teams only slightly more than we hate our own fans.

Stopped reading. Features two of the best montages in cinematic history, let alone this series, along with the redemption not just of a person, but a whole nation. 10/10, would change again.

Doubtful. He hasn’t had an upper decker since 2011.

As long as they get rid of the DH and return the American League to playing real baseball, everything else is just details.

College ruined Billy Joel for me forever. Imagine every person coming from Long Island equipped with his Greatest Hits, and playing it non-fucking-stop.