Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

It’s the Cardinal wa... wait, what?

I just turned 28 and now I’m pretty sure I’m in actual cancer range, which is terrifying on the daily. Naturally, I smoke to calm my nerves.

If that makes us terrible people, I’m willing to live with that.

he is a “monkey fan.”

As a Hawk’s fan, it disgusts me all the idiots who scream “innocent until proven guilty” but don’t seem to extend that to people accused of crimes on the south & west side. I’m torn wanting to continue to cheer for a team i’ve loved since I was kid and distance myself from an organization that prides itself on class…

No charges means it totally didn’t happen, you guys!

Nobody is going to be choking the star player in Dusty Baker’s dugout.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

The pictures become even sadder when you realize that all of those people get their stock tips from Lenny Dykstra.

When Addison Reed was on the mound in the 12th, he looked like there was a strong possibility he was going to wet his pants at any given moment.

“Wait a second, we have $19 trillion in debt, we have people out of work, we have ISIS and Al Qaeda attacking us and we’re talking about Greg Hardy? Can we stop? Can we stop? Seriously?”

I don’t know, Chris. I have both DraftKings AND ISIS at the top of my list of “Organizations I’d Like to See Rocketed into the Sun”

If there’s one thing Irsay can handle, it’s a bunch of downers.

Counterpoint: Greg Hardy IS a piece of shit.