Two thoughts here:

You should find the female heckler from this classic David Cross track, because you seem to have a lot in common: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Lot of dragons, white walkers and giants in fake medieval Europe, then?

I had to watch Rules of the Game for a class, and I could not stay awake. The only movie to put me to sleep faster was The English Patient, with an honorable mention to the Jan De Bont remake of The Haunting.

I don't know about you guys, but I tend to like movies like The Godfather and Citizen Kane.

When during history did Game of Thrones take place again?

Shut up, crime!

Who hasn't masturbated on a Batman mask?

Morrissey is great at doing ridiculous things that get humorous things written about him.

Sorry we can't be as cultured as you are, Poindexter.

What's it like having terrible taste?

In addition to my favorite film clip:

Nobody really "likes" Lars von Trier films, some people just say they do because they think it makes them look interesting. (It doesn't)

Finally, someone feels the same way about Suspiria as I do!

I wasn't talking to you. My child is also named Bort.

Damn Barak Hussein Obamacare!

I hate kids and like bossing people around, can I apply to be a guard?

There is a ghost network, it's called G4.

Well, if you ever do, get the beef and polish combo, dipped. It's about the best thing you can shove in your face hole.

Dessert!