This just in: Disney announces Sean O'Neal's posts are the first canon in the new Abrams-era Star Wars.

Above a tank of hungry sharks and bears, right?

Can you just change the station?

Where is Mojo Nixon now that we need him the most?

Why would it be a problem?

Or I could do neither and just continue on with my life, like I was going to do anyway.

Let's all go get ice cream! I'm buying!

I understand that I am a beneficiary of a system that privileged white people.

Finally.

I just find it interesting as an experience because I was listening to the WTF with Jon Ronson last week, and Ronson was talking about how after he wrote The Psychopath Test he became interested in studying how the self-policing internet can ruin a person's life because of one thing they said or did that got people's…

Yeah, it was a pretty textbook internet misunderstanding.

I'm sorry that my joke didn't take in the historical implications of slavery.

Saying that I gave the impressions that I did is saying that I did.

I never denied inequality.

I was pointing out that I don't have any white guilt for slavery, so that isn't the reason why I didn't see Mandela, as the screenwriter posited in the article about 100 times.

I didn't plan to take it any further than that.

Yeah, I could use one.

Sorry, I'm too lazy to point that out for you.

Or it was that I was commenting on an article about a guy who mentions white guilt a hundred times as the reason why people didn't see his movie.

I agree that this is supposed to be friendly and fun, but when people start putting words in my mouth and basically calling me a racist for a comment that I made that was supposed to be humorous, it stops being fun and friendly extremely quickly.