Nobody has mentioned that this is the perfect opportunity for James Franco to show that he can James Franco the shit out of the superhero genre.

I think it should be a Garry Marshall production, directed by Len Wiseman.

If you're going to tank the movie by getting rid of Wright, you might as well go all the way and really fuck it up.

Mmmmm, Al's Beef. Well, I know what I'm doing for dinner.

The biggest problem for me is that everything is bright and shiny and new, not grey and rusted and covered in grime, like the real city. The lighting makes it look like the city is in California, not the Midwest.

No matter how many times we clean it, the copier still spits out smelly copies.

I was just listening to the fantastic WTF episode with Jon Ronson the other day; it's a really interesting conversation that includes discussion about conspiracy theorists.

Looks like we got ourselves a reader…

While I do like it when the people who write for the site I like get paid, I had to break down and block those auto-play ads. They were making my browser crash three times a minute.

I heard that David Spade was like, "Hey, Eddie, you shouldn't make Vampire in Brooklyn, because it's going to be a huge bomb that nobody will see," to which Eddie replied, "Fuck you, Vampire in Brooklyn is going to be the highest grossing movie of all time! You will be the last one to ever say anything unkind about…

GO BACK TO RUSSIA, COMMIE!

I was wondering where you would like this bag of dicks delivered?

This here is 'Murica, and I'll be damned if I'm gunna let some Japanese scientist tell me how to eat my burger!

Hold the Tic-Tacs and ice.

It was going to happen, but it fell through after "Ice-T's Pyramid Scheme."

I can't wait for the tie-in with cans of Raid.

Me, I would rather watch the bunch of Asians.

It's not that you have to.

I wonder if he had to turn down Ben Stiller's unironic Reality Bites remake to be in this.

This just in: Brett Ratner and McG have pooled resources to buy the remake rights to every Lars von Trier film.