I can't wait for Ice Road Hitlers.

A Moses/Patton team-up would be pretty great.

Even Bill O'Reilly told Ham Rove to shut up the other day.

If you value your time, you'll steer clear of Nurse (that's the last time I take the recommendation of Devin Faraci) and Badges of Fury (man, Jet Li looks old).

I wouldn't say you "missed" the other Batman series.

I second more reviews. Amazon is a nightmare to try to find a decent review at. And I've had Shovel Ready on my list since it came out.

I had to stop listening to The Lavender Hour after he implied that anyone who didn't believe that aliens created religion was stupid. Or something along those lines.

The most surprising part, in my opinion, was that Aerosmith released an album in 2012.

He punched my ears during Doug Loves Movies.

Yeah, nothing says "more listenable" like constant, out-of-context screaming.

Further evidence:

You don't see them fucking each over for a profit.

DENNNNNNNNNNNNNNVER YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAH!

If you were a clone, would you bang yourself?

Damn, I was really enjoying the extended Pete Holmes-less run on Doug Loves Movies.

He didn't say "Fuck you," he said "Leland Yu."

Read some more interviews. The "preconceived" notion of assholery becomes less "preconceived" and more "inherent trait."

As someone who suffers from anxiety, it sure sounds like Meg White does too.

Is your Amazon wishlist just bulk quantities of duct tape and gauze?

I hate to break it to you, but last week Stephen Colbert applied for a patent for patents, so you owe Stephen Colbert a billiondy dollars.