I, for one, welcome our robot overlords.

Excelsior!

I hope Guy Pearce quit because he realized that he was in one of the Johnny Depp movies without pirates, so it was going to be a huge failure critically and commercially.

"Sorry, I was too busy [paying time and a half for] three hot girls at once for months at a time to read about this Martian Man guy"

I would read the shit out of a Gotham trivia book.

Am I the only one who, when I play these games, glides around Gotham singing, "NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA ME! BIFF! BAM! POW!"

He tried to do Tarantino (Zig Zag, anyone?), and it was so impressive that it went straight to video.

Oh, yeah. Scott Snyder aside, the New 52 is pretty much universally garbage.

I came four times reading your post.

I don't blame Goyer for hating nerds.

Have you read any of the Grant Morrison Batman stories?

I don't remember that, because I wasn't alive in the 1930s.

If you're wondering what George Lucas has been doing since he sold Lucasfilm, now we know: naming the new Superman craptacular.

Well, if you're going to google something, you should use Bing.

I don't get Girls in a way that makes me feel old.

I hope Len Wiseman.

Wait, you mean she's joining a show not being produced by Garry Marshall?

Doesn't "circle jerk of hatred" describe the entire internet?

"Then why reply to my every post seconds after I've made it?"

1998