I don't know if you noticed, but the number of fucks given here in regards to what you think is zero.

You would be mistaken in your inference.

One of my high school English teachers showed us "Go For Broke" as an example of a racist propaganda film, so yeah, our schools do teach about racist stereotypes.

"Lordy, you lefty haters are smug"

"Reality has a liberal bias."

It's my opinion that they were always terrible, but then again, I hate all those 80s teen romance comedies.

"Please. Keep making my point for me."

"Right? I'm SO ready to move on and shit talk someone more talented and successful than I am. This one has gotten boring!"

I just want to point out that I'm more talented and successful than you are, and that didn't stop you from shit talking me.

Sorry, did I offend you by saying mean things about your favorite "musician?"

He's crazy method.

So, is it wrong that after reading that article, I immediately heard the intro music from "The Shield?"

To be fair, his "flied lice" bit killed.

"Peace and love, peace and love, snip those coupons!"

His music evokes the same emotions in me that Hitler's paintings did (rage and more rage and also the urge to criticize), so I think this is an apt comparison.

There are lots of independent musicians out there making ridiculously awesome music; much, much better than Macklemore.

I think you made a mistake, because that doesn't spell "Fallout 4."

If you're wondering how many continuous characters you can have before it cuts off, it's that many.

"HEYBARTYOUWANTTOSEEMYNEWCHANSAWANDHOCKEYMASK?"

Keep this under your fedora, but I hear pogs are coming back.