@jje37: No apology necessary!

Hmm...perhaps there's a business opportunity here for "Bombs Away! - the premature detonation prevention app! Single use only"

@skraelingshortbus: +1

@Unchill English Bro now has Hipster Glasses: I'm sure the picture was taken in jest, but it really does bring douchebaggery to a new level

@StyxaT: Frankly...the longer I look at this photo, the creepier it gets. So much for a good night's sleep

@vinod1978: If I could give you a double-star I would. We should incentivize creating cheaper, more efficient internet distribution channels. Then other countries could follow this model and it would allow greater distribution of internet services in developing countries, thus increasing a company's consumer base.

@Grey_Area: OK, OK..this is admittedly cheesy casting and the race/accent is all wrong, but when I think of the Knightfall storyline, and the seminal "I will break you" moment...all that comes to my head is Dolph Lundgren in Rocky IV saying "I must break you." Am I the only one who thinks this?

I'm not so sure...while there is the potential for good, it seems like something the Michael Vicks of the world could manipulate to their own ends.

@MrHaroHaro: Frankly I probably would have left my dog to go work on the moon too. I'm not a heartless bastard (no matter what my ex-girlfriend says) but that's pretty tugh to pass up.

Al: "Wow Sam! You guided the scientists who's research you used for your own quantum accelerator design! Wouldn't that create a temporal paradox resulting in the annihilation of this reality?"

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.4: On a completely unrelated topic, I love your pic...David Caruso would approve.

@Hands: "Is this thing on? Take my wife. Please!"

@Ding-Dang: Seconded. So if another developer tries to make a competing app, is that considered stiff competition?

@blyan-reloaded: There IS such a thing as too big. If you've ever worked in the restaurant industry, you know that everyone dates everyone else pretty much 24/7. Anyway a buddy of mine (skinny white dude) was hung like the proverbial donkey. The girls who he dated and that I was friends with all said he was too big in…

I'm sure there's a lawyer or two reading this column so I ask this: does the TSA have any legal right's to the man's video? Without exaggeration, would a situation like this fall under the Patriot Act as revealing American security practices to terrorists? Obviously, I don't think it is some breach of state secrets,…

"I could have flown it with only 1/2 an engine. At night. Blindfolded. While playing chess against Deep Blue. Did I mention I have balls of steel?"

"Beyond 7: You too can feel a generous swelling of pride..."

Is there any wiggle room here? Beyond 7? How about Beyond 6.5? No shorter than that, I swear!

@Tim_Ballard: +1