Really, a breathalyzer needs to be integrated into smartphones as well. Why you ask? Well, if you're hammered, it will prevent you from drunk dialing or texting that late night booty call and keep you from having to use the STD diagnostic function after your 6:00am walk of shame the next morning.
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@Se7en_speed: "The line must be drawn HERE.!"
@Facebook: Honestly! This kind of immature and overdone humor is j—ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.
@FriarNurgle: The cards will certainly help unlock his business potential
@Weegee's bored: Indeed, he has pretty sh!tty luck...
@Niteman cometh: On a random note...is that Scott Baio reaching down to help the model?
@Zelyre: "This is heavy."
@ddrussianinja: Great. Now another urban legend death has been started.
@Cromwell: Sucks to be CDMA sometimes
@chefgon: Probably because of their strong European presence and GSM is more world-friendly. T-Mobile is no#4 here is the US but it's a big wide world out there!
@geekymitch: Could be. Then again, there was this obscure little phone that was launched in 2007 that a few people bought at a rather hefty $599.99. While this same company had other strong hardware offerings, it hadn't really jumped into the smartphone market before but did quite well for itself.
"...and so he said 'Rectum? Well it damn near killed him!' "
@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: Should I pull the trigger and buy these earbuds?
@Disabled_Vette: I totally got a bang out of this article!
@Stem_Sell: Maybe they're just trying to cell some phones?
@Zelyre: +1 MILLION INTERNETS!
Picard: "Data"