Every time it pops up i get angry at Barry’s sweater vest
Greg is the only person in that room dressed like a respectable human being
I don’t know, man. I think you’re selling yourself short. Based on this photo alone I’d say you’d probably cut through that writer’s room like a Sherman tank.
You’re the most embarrassing thing about your company that isn’t named “Kinja.”
This kid writes like he’s going to be a washed up NFL punter in 10 years...
Well, he made a splash, that’s for sure.
I’m replying just to have this in my comment history so I can find it whenever I want.
This is magnificent. Can the Jalopnik guys make this their Comment of the Day? Because this is, like, Deadspin Hall of Fame level.
YES HE BEATS THE WHALE AND EATS IT
Parties are shit. Bunch of insufferable assholes. Give me my s/o, a comfy change of clothes, chinese delivery, a classic movie, and fireplace and I’m happy.
You remember what happens to Ahab, right?
JFK Jr. crashed a party on Martha’s Vineyard. We know how well that worked out.
My nephew is always saying annoying shit like “my brain cancer is untreatable, you lousy uncle” and “plug that back in”.
This definitely beats dressing up as The Cure.
No charges were brought because there was no offense.
The situation ended when Tomsula told Davis to pretend like the issue was a football and drop it.
So who did Colin give the rose to?
I hope he at least bought you a drink first.