What is this mastubatory bullshit, Greg? Again, the fucking spectre of “disproportionate representation” rears its head, with statistics being used with no context as to their meaning beyond apparently justifying in this article the statement “blacks are presumed criminal from birth”.

If dude could bench 600, he could have picked her up in her desk and carried the whole thing out.

I’v taught for almost 20 years and I’ve never had a kid take a swing. You know why? I learned how to de-escalate a situation and let the kid save face. I learned when to not push kids on issues. I’ve learned when to let small infractions slide. I learned these things because I can never use force. It’s a shame police…

Well that’s weird. I’d rather see jokes that everyone could enjoy, but then I care about people in general.

I would eat the hell out of this, followed by a honest to god, real, not at all a trick apple pie.

A Viking allergic to seafood is pretty ironic. It’s like a Bear allergic to throwing FOUR FUCKING INTERCEPTIONS AGAINST THE GODDAMN PACKERS EVERY FUCKING GAME!

This proves that there is justice in the world. It was only a matter of time before a little shrimp got its revenge on Peterson.

“I sure will miss seeing my dad on the sidelines, but on the bright side, it’s nice to see someone else in the family being the downer for a change.” - Jerry’s son, Buzz.

“Who will replace you, Coach?”

Since I became president of FIFA, we have made FIFA a big commercial company.

I’m afraid of Americans
I’m afraid of the world
I’m afraid I can’t help it
I’m afraid I can’t
I’m afraid of Americans
I’m afraid of the world
I’m afraid I can’t help it
I’m afraid I can’t
I’m afraid of Americans

Nah-nah-nah-nah nah-nah nah-nah-nah

Sepp’s in America
Sepp looks up at the stars
Sepp combs his hair
And Sepp wants…

“Armando Benitez Appreciation Day!”

On the plus side: No Joe Buck or Harold Reynolds!

I have a reaaaaaal hard time believing the robbers beared any resemblance to John Henson whatsoever, other than the fact that they may have also been black. The man is seven feet tall. Getting robbed sucks, but don’t try to sugarcoat this...

How does the car dealer not know where his plates are? That really could have gone a long way towards clearing the confusion on their first visit to the store.

This is a tangential point that has nothing to do with the depressing prejudices and injustices which characterize this story.

My mom works at a jewelery store where an employee was killed by an intruder after closing. The paranoia at these types of places is real, there is just so much stuff of value in the stores. To me, the racism in this story amounts to nothing more than a white person thinking all black people look the same. This person…

There’s nothing more American than Wisconsin and some sharp puns.

This is what happens when a black guy with too much cheddar encounters a white person with swiss cheese for brains.