Far more rational than the usual responses in these situations.

Vince Wilfork for President.

Can the deadspin staff take a picture with Tom Brady soon?

After hitting the haple77 7ideline guy in the head, Kaepernick offered a meager “I tried to warn ya’ll the 7torm was coming and you just said I was being in7en7itive.”

Webber needs a timeout..(I know.....I know)

Isn’t he swiss? WWII wasn’t enough for them to change their opinion, so you’re gonna need something with more impact.

I wouldnt quit either if I was getting stripper ass every recruiting trip.

It’s cute how many of you think that the SEPTA Police is an actual force as opposed to a confederation of similarly-dressed individuals that mill about the station waiting for their shifts to end.

Yea. Exactly.

“But I literally would sleep with a girl and then cry about it afterward. I’m like, ‘What am I doing? I don’t know what I’m doing.’”

He was going to come out on Grantland, but he actually wanted the world to know.

take it from their.

As a huge Giant’s fan that lives in Philly (and actually very much loves living in this city) I can’t imagine what this guy is thinking. There’s plenty of places to talk good natured shit to Philly fans but anything beginning with ‘Septa’ isn’t one of them. Only Eli’s pick six was easier to see coming that this guy…

it would be a smart move on the person who punched to come in and tell his side before we get the victim and hear his side.

“Raging homophobe” is a bit strong. From what he’s said on the subject, he’s got the very wrong-headed but much more understandable “Love the sinner, hate the sin” perspective that a lot of people have when they were raised very, very Christian.

Holy shit! Do you know what this means!?

Fuck the Cubs. Fuck Andre Dawson. Fuck Wrigley Field. Fuck The Ivy. Fuck Harry Carey. Fuck Moises Alou. Fuck Joe Maddon. Fuck Sketchers Shoes. Fuck The Curse of the Billy Goat. Fuck Eric Stoltz. And Most Importantly Fuck You.

Yes

Right. Because Russia is the Mecca of ethnic and racial harmony...

You spelled Europeans wrong.