I used to live in Ceske Budejovice in the Czech Republic. The city is more commonly known by its German name- Budweis.

When anyone says it doesn’t matter who owns (or buys) your favorite beer, remember that InBev changed the recipe of fucking BUDWEISER to save a penny a bottle. Do you think Heineken would hesitate to dumb down Lil Sumpin Sumpin or Lagunitas Sucks the first chance it gets?

Somebody forgot Garfield was a thing that happened.

Worst, huh?

“The Life Aquatic is everyone’s least favorite Wes Anderson movie.”

Because some (most) people don’t have the flexibility to pick and choose employment to find a perfect fit. Sometimes a trans person needs to work at a shitty Wal-Mart to pay the bills and dammit, they don’t deserve crap from some shithead assistant manager who disagrees with their lifestyle.

Tom, we all know Matthew Berry isn’t exactly hurting for cash. The guy wrote Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles.

Where do the other 50% of the proceeds go?

He’ll be selling the personalized eye black online, with a portion of the proceeds going to cancer research[.]

I was gonna vote for Dan Majerle anyway.

Cookie cutter stadiums were great. What Shea lacked in character it more than made up for in concrete.

I completely disagree. Unless you are going to make every stadium have standard sizes, distance and material for outfield fences and the same foul territory, then I’d much rather see the quirks in all of the historical parks and even the new ones.

Wrigley Field isn’t “lined with freaking hedges,” that’s every college football stadium south of the Mason-Dixon Line you’re thinking of. Both the lords of MLB and the insufferable George Will-types (and everybody else, for that matter) have decided, No, it’s not quaint or anachronistic (why would a plant be…

Canadiens are never hot. Read a book, Barry.

Yeah, you have a point. But you’re still a fucking idiot.

If there’s one thing Dusty Baker could do as a player, it’s take a hit.

Just because there’s a lack of evidence doesn’t mean he didn’t murder two people. He destroyed the evidence. Lewis was wearing a white suit that he refused to produce and the police couldn’t find. There is no doubt that he was involved in the killing of those two people and that’s why he settled. Just because his…

Reporters just know the two were racing and there was a crash. We’re all assuming it’s Jackson, because (as you can see in the picture) there were no yards after contract.

A quick drive that goes nowhere and ends in disaster? That sounds like the Seahawks offense to me.

It’s also sad that the murderers of two young black men are able to walk free.