I’ve never understood it when people gripe about stealing signs in baseball. If you’re wiretapping the opposing clubhouse, yeah, that’s absurd. Or if you’ve got a plant out in the bleachers with binoculars, sure, that’s probably going too far.

From the AP wire: Gawker Media announced a huge trade today, with Hamilton Nolan and Dog going from the flagship to Deadspin in exchange for Albert Burneko and a 2016 first-round pick.

The Super Bowl, first held after the 1966 NFL season, is actually older than the wishbone offense, developed in 1968. So we can definitely say that none of the (mostly, tho not all) white part-time construction workers playing for a hot meal on those NFL champions were running the wishbone offense.

It was $40, smart-ass. I got a scholarship.

Apparently championships won before the Super Bowl are no longer valid.

Figures the punter would be too stupid to know that the Eagles are 3-time NFL champs.

Of course the fans are still treating him better than DeSean Jackson treated Matt Dodge.

Careful now, or Kluwe will send in a 750 word reposte.

Careful, we don't want to draw Kluwe in here.

Awwww. That’s cute. The punter thinks he’s people.

Typical Deadspin to jump on the Giants bandwagon only now. Always suspected Petchesky was a fair weatherford fan,

Steve Weatherford: Certified Safety Dance Instructor (CSDI)

The video below is entitled ‘Julian Savea “The Bus” - Unstoppable!!!’ which is about right.

Those French jerseys were white when the game started.

In my defense, most of the wine I drink comes from a box.

Unless Al Davis crawls out of his grave and gets him in the 1st round.

Screw caps man, screw caps

Raycism: [ejaculates like a thoroughbred horse]

Can't wait until the Bears draft him in the 3rd round.

Nothing says recovery like cocktails at 2 in the afternoon.