I’m sure his kids are so proud of him.

To be fair, the life of a fullback really is all about the run after contact.

(I thought it was the Seahawk Way *not* to run in tense situations???)

This is really unfair to Coleman, especially since he hasn’t heard the victim’s side of the story.

It’s being reported that the idea to make the logo invisible was inspired by the 76ers defense.

“The Process” must be in white paint also, because I can’t seem to see that either

Given the team they’re putting on the court, can I assume they have an ongoing dispute with the NBA?

That hurts so much, I’m going to cross the border with some Oxy...

I can’t believe how much the Flyers fans booed that dimwit from up north considering how high the tide of popularity was at the time. I also can’t believe how quickly and completely everything fell apart after this. But enough about Mike Richards.

Ohh yea, of course they were doing it in Brooklyn before it was cool.

Yet again, Kane claimed he didn't hear that part.

You just can't leave your kid home all the time. He’ll grow up all twisted and weird and eventually become the NFL commissioner

Toronto police would have found the guy even sooner, but when the initial report of a big baby getting hit in the face with beer spray came in, the police said to tell Prince Fielder to stop being such a pussy.

How do these idiots learn to behave like this? I’m so mad right now I could spit. I don’t like the way this boy was raised, Dad Grummitt!

I made a decision before my son was even born that he wouldn’t go to a major league game until he’s 5, when he can actually enjoy it and remember it. Anyway, there’s no way I’m buying tickets upwards of $100 if I can’t enjoy the game myself; I’m there to watch a ballgame, not feed/play with/change a baby.

Resolved: A baseball game is, and by right should be, a safe family outing.

I agree 100% with you. Any child under 5 shouldn’t be at most major events. They don’t care, enjoy or even know what they’re supposed to be doing there. They eventually become a nuisance to everyone and the parents have to give the “watyagonnado” shrug look and we all have to be nice. Fuck bringing kids to anything.

Seriously though, who brings a baby to a game?

I so wanted Joey Bats to go all Rasheed Wallace running the bases yelling ‘BALL DON’T LIE’.

We’re having a bountiful bat flip week.