This needs to be a Deadspin post all it’s own.

Terry Bradshaw sucked in Cannonball Run. See you in Temecula.

I have a 10 month-old boy. He stood up, under his own power, without hoisting himself up with anything, today. Seriously my wife just texted me.

Don’t sweat the difficulties, Albert. If we know one thing about gamers, it’s that they’re not particularly hypersensitive to any sort of direct or even indirect criticism about their hobby.

I bet they’re just overrea...

Its not our fault you hillbillies have nothing else to live for. Dont take it out on your kids, either. They didnt do anything to deserve being born in WPA.

Or Robert Duvall in The Great Santini

Due to the increase in violence of these threats, the safety of our children is the main concern.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

He’s got the wrong team on (HUP AJAX!) but yeah that kid is alright with me!

Is this your kid?

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!! STOMME KLOOTZAKKEN!! JULLIE MOETEN LEREN TE VOETBALLEN!! EIKELS!!

I will stand for a lot, but I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. A “g.” OBVIOUSLY.

“Thanks guys! The best coworkers in baseball journalism!”

I’m getting drunk and... there are baseball games on tonight?

And your movie reviews suck. Not everything can get a C-.

Be careful what you wish for Deadspin, I see a Boston sort of fandom coming on if the Cubs pull this off. Somebody please, please beat them...

Fuck.

And you let her get away?!?