So... how do you feel about due process and ex post facto laws?

The league went pretty far out on a limb by suspending Utley

I guess Joe Torre saw this letter and caved:

Can’t believe MLB is going to let this slide.

I think we should refer to this as: The Goodell Effect. He's such a shitty commissioner, that he's effecting the decisions of all the other commissioners.

If you listen to it, you discover they are speaking impaired.

Pictured: Big Tweet

THE WORST REPRESSION OF FREE SPEECH IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND

The Dick Beardsleys and Alberto Salazars and Greg Meyers and Benji Durdens and Bill Rodgers of this country were killing it, turning in 2:08s and 2:09s on a regular basis.

“If he’d laid that down in 1990 it would have barely warranted a good job. The Dick Beardsleys and Alberto Salazars and Greg Meyers and Benji Durdens and Bill Rodgers of this country were killing it, turning in 2:08s and 2:09s on a regular basis. “

I just hope it also means the return of blessedtocomment316. It’d also be nice to see LiteralLarry around here again as well.

She explained the reason, which turns out, is one of the two things I legit learned from that show. The reason was, if she stepped in wet paint, she’d feel it on her feet before she tracked it all over the rest of the house. I now paint in bare feet/socks for exactly the same reason.

I thought you retired?

Police say there is no clear motive for the attack.

The amount of dad humor in this post is staggering.

Yeah, God forbid he get’s hit over the head with some young Manhattan debutante’s oversized hat while he’s at the Belmont Stakes.

World F’ing Champions, now F the Mets. Good times.

Fuck the Mets. Chase 2016!!

We booed Santa Claus harder