Piper down...I repeat, piper down. Surely someone has told you this is a movie quote by now, correct?

He smacked her head off a wall and now she has difficulty breathing?? Um.....the only way that makes sense is if she sustained pretty serious brain damage. But she didn't......ok.....yea.

FAVORITE LINE EVER. I have 2 external hard drives....one is "The Pentaverate" and the other is "The Juice Tiger". Thanks for the laugh!

I bet, based on how chill his wife is, that she was in the process of breaking up with him, and he lost it. Valium and booze are a hell of a drug-combo.....how could he get this wasted and his wife is like, "whaaaaa?" Sure. I bet.

I grew up in the north, and moved to Atlanta in 09. You are absolutely correct; people are batshit for college football down here, and I never really understood why. I think you're on to something with your post. You're correct; people in the north don't really care about college ball; we care about pro-ball, where…

bender: $100

That was their word, Kamai, not mine. They call it the CBA. I would not call it that.

Your questions was actually exactly what was going through my mind as I scrolled down to check out the comments.....I thought, "you mean, throwing a football into the stands after a TD as part of your celebration can cost you 5 figures!?!? What the hell!???"....then your comment is right there. Nice.

That's the maximum the current CBA will allow. Although, if you consider it a "hit on a defenseless player," then the fine could have been as high as $22,050. But clearly Mr. Blount, while contending with 3 or 4 NFL players, should have been expecting a blind-side hit to his waist. So, that's why it's only $8,268,…

66 by my count, dope.

This is my favorite....damn I wish my mom would throw down like that...I would kick it with her!

I do not agree the color grey should be associated with the phrase "NO GAME". Let me assure you: those of us stuck in the grey have plenty of game. So there.

I am offended that the color grey on your maps, sir, is labelled, "NO GAME." That, sir, is simply hogwash! We here stuck in the grey have plenty of game, let it be said.

Yup. That's the exact demographic I ask when looking for detailed football analysis....young, hot, blonde women. They have the most keen insight of anyone, and put the likes of actual players and coaches to shame with their encyclopedic knowledge of football, and an uncanny recall of player stats. I mean, I head…

The best "Up All Night" song ever, IMO. Thanks for this. And hell yes it's time for hockey!! Played in college...wonderful, team-oriented, magical sport; punctuated with abject violence, and punching.

Of course. I always find myself holding a hockey stick and puck when I watch hockey. It's like second nature.

That is wild...

Fantastic article.