this is my new favorite sentence

Eastern philosophers made peace with metaphysical vagueness long before anybody in the West learned to wipe their ass.

How many grains of sand are needed to make a heap? There is no heap. All duality is a delusion.

I’m still pissed that Parmenides marked Zeno down at the half-yard line in 435 BC. Replay would have fixed that.

What idiot called it A Philosopher’s Definitive (And Slightly Maddening) Case Against Replay Review and not A Chrysippus Story?

Nothing more American than being wrong, I guess.

He looks like a painted corpse hung on a marionette, waiting for a bump to burst into maggots

John McCain’s ghost might reappear in the Senate for a few moments and sigh in a mildly exasperated fashion.

Damn, where’s a journalist when you need one?

Mark Emmert looks like a garden gnome who was granted his one wish of becoming a Republican televangelist.

You know how I know you’re from Canada?

I think it’s partly because so many other outlets feel like the only way they can maintain some bullshit level of impartiality is to ascribe some kind of cleverness to Trump’s actions. Like even though he is a fundamentally vile and despicable person, they think they can get away with at least calling him clever. Roth…

I think you're imprinting a lot onto his comments. Which is fair, but to me this is an oversimplification to paint him as an unrepentant asshole and that isn't really the case here.

“Was criticized”

We are a woke culture of never forget, never forgive.

Eh.... At this point, I’m leaning pretty hard toward #teamrobot. As long as they can guarantee me wi-fi and a space heater, I’m straight-up selling The Resistance out.

The Andy’s are the two most finely crafted and severely underrated supporting characters in the entire Cornetto Trilogy.

Sir, this is a McDonald's drive through.

This is why I’m on team Brave New World > 1984

Counterpoint: The universe is a black hole factory that doesn’t care if any of us lives or dies. If the robots don’t kill us all, and we manage not to nuke ourselves and/or ruin the planet in some human engineered cataclysm, some random supervolcano or asteroid or gigantic burst of space radiation will eventually reap…

Counterpoint: The universe is a black hole factory that doesn’t care if any of us lives or dies. If the robots don’t kill us all, and we manage not to nuke ourselves and/or ruin the planet in some human engineered cataclysm, some random supervolcano or asteroid or gigantic burst of space radiation will eventually reap…