Life is a drinking game. When you win, you get to stop playing.

They have to throw the flag, but the Colts don’t have to be big enough dicks to accept it.

I’m not trying to be an ass, but I hate this take. The world doesn’t have to work like that. They could use common sense...throw the flag, then get together and decide to pick it up. Then if their supervisor wants to review after the game, the supervisor could choose to not punish them, because in this circumstance…

It’s amazing how he is both makes excellent points which are right while completely missing the point and being very wrong.

It is pretty interesting how well this all worked out for the NFL. Patriots cut Brown and may end up getting out of paying Brown almost all of his money. This route seemed to have been enabled by the league’s dragging its feet on placing Brown on the exempt list, which would have essentially been paid leave for…

Wait it out, at some point it will simply become stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

this is the NFL. He may take some time off but he’ll play again.

I’m return favor, continue good human communication, yes?

This moron is in the black, and I’m in the gray. It’s a mixed up world we live in.

+1 alkaline water

I thought Brady avoided night shade?

No, no, you don’t understand. Tom Brady has earned every single call he’s ever gotten, and every other QB is the beneficiary of luck and circumstances. That’s why he and Trump get along so well. 

Is this a case of Brady lacking any sense of self-awareness

“In the interest of keeping our language anti-inflammatory, we call that ‘maintaining brain-muscle pliability.’”

-Alex Guerrero

Bruce plans on rolling balls along his backyard with some of his pals.

I don’t care what they say, they can’t convince me base-2 is better than a home run.

The ironic thing about base-2 advocates is that many of them never get there.

When he gets to 2048, all the base-2 advocates can celebrate.

I’m saying if you want to fetishize the number 2,000, you’re 96 days late.

The top guy on that list is probably a no doubt (maybe takes a few ballots but he definitely gets in) Hall of Famer if not for the PED thing, number two is a Hall of Famer and number three probably has a solid case if the writers stop laughing about the idea of it long enough to actually seriously consider his…

The fucking was IN THE ROOM THE ENTIRE TIME!