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Third Person Omnivorous
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Yeah. London 0/People Who Grinned/Welcome to.../Choke was a great four-year run of personal Anglophile nerd-dom that carried me through high school and into college before Blur and Pulp showed up to make Brit Pop a thing. Good times. All four remain in pretty heavy rotation for their age even today.

In the wallet, ‘cuz women be shoppin’, eh eh eh?

Dammit. “Female person time” was just sitting there, not even making me a sandwich.

“A female person.”

“But for the safety of everyone involved, please do not make the life threatening mistake of watching baseball w/ a woman who is having her monthly lady time. It will only attract bears. Or 30-50 feral hogs.”

“I’ve kicked a lot of balls over the years. I’m not reinventing the wheel.”

I’ve kicked a lot of balls over the years. I’m not reinventing the wheel.”

...and the voices in your head are actually demons as well. Check your home for Jim Irsay immediately.

Drew Brees is a big fan of two point conversion therapy.

Now that Drew Brees has some time off, maybe he could use his connections to put Vinitieri in touch with a group that could help him exercise those demons? It would be the Christian thing to do. It could be as simple as kicking with his left foot even though he was born right-footed.

Shit’s about to get Tragically Hip up in here...

Pavement is the “been called underrated by so many people, they’re kind of overrated” of 90s bands. I know that’s a Bill Simmons concept, but it was true of Ben Wallace in the NBA, and it’s true of them, too.

overall Collective Soul is mediocrity in musical form but! the guitar solo at that kicks in instead of another turgid verse in “Shine” is the best pony-in-a-pile-of-horseshit moment in 90s rock

Cool story bro time: I was in a college project group with a girl who was good friends/groupie/side piece of Art. I remember one day our group was working in the library and he texted her that he got his on/off gf pregnant. The girl started crying, somehow being under the delusion that he was going to leave the

Candlebox. Didn’t get respect because they were a ‘70's band in an era that rejected the music of the ‘70's, but they rocked harder than anybody else.

I am that guy that puts on Santa Monica at the bars every time I go out. 

I had an entire take on Bush that was about how our inability to continue to hate them meant we transferred that hate to Nickleback, then realized I was confusing Bush for Creed, and really, that’s as insulting as it can get.

Pavement?

Harvey Danger!

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It’s great to see someone stanning Sweet on here. His first couple records are like if Weezer’s blue album had a baby with Neil Young and Big Star. The guitar work from Robert Quine and Richard Lloyd is also all killer.