I’m looking forward to the pre-order opening soon here

Ford wanted to be an actor. He and Lucas were unsure of doing another movie together right after American Graffiti. He did carpentry because he hated the studio system that acted like they owned you and he wanted to be able to support his family and say “no” to shitty acting jobs. He felt more confident going into…

At least demons have cool artwork around them. I think they lose in this analogy.

That day when Jezebel and Deadspin switched places was fucking awesome, and you guys rock.

And five years later, people are coming back to this as the most prescient thing ever written on Deadspin.

Fuck yeah

This sounds dumb to me, but: I had myself a bit of a worry about where we’re all going to get the commentariat together. Like, I can follow Drew and Barry and David and Dracubert et al through other social media like Twitter (ugh), but what about you guys.

It’s a bunch of horseshit that this is your last article.

Each and every one of these entries needs to be put in a collection. I worry about the continuation of this website, and I want posterity to know that at least one person knew what the fuck was going on while it was happening.

The same group has been cherry-picking passages from Leviticus. They’re quite experienced with the whole process of “extracting only what they want from a well known, freely available document”.

Too soon.

Abandon them. Turn it into hate. Root for the Nationals, the Capitals, the Wizards, United, and the Mystics. Root for everything to go wrong for the other major team in your district.

For whatever reason, this article reminds me that I miss Rob Neyer’s articles. I haven’t tracked him down lately.

Apropos of nothing, my wife just eliminated onions and garlic from her diet and I want to die.

They don’t use writer’s rooms in reality TV because they have producers. The line between producer and writer is thinner in TV than in other media, and so reality TV is tailor-made for producers, bonus points if they have any “news” background.

The brand they’re knocking off of is called “Froot Loops,” with the intentional misspelling in the first place.

How much cortisone are they allowed?

So they’ve done some tests, and there’s fecal matter on most toothbrushes in bathrooms, because trace amounts of fecal matter get aerosolized during the flushing. Enjoy your bathroom visits!

Way too safe. I mean, most of the comments on Billy’s articles are full of hate-readers anyway. Drew can easily shit on Billy and still come out looking clean. He should have tried...uh, huh. Really punching down everywhere, I guess.

It is so cute that you think 2/3 of this country has a fucking clue about anything in Hong Kong. It’s 320 million other Americans, not 100 million. And yes, that includes me and you. If you think you have a clue, you are deceiving yourself.