We laugh, but if 50-year-old Al Davis was still with us and running the Raiders, that’s exactly what he’d do. He’d hold a press conference and sign Kaep while holding up his left middle finger to the NFL.

Is that true? They both seem like generic, attractive blonde ladies with a talent that is equaled by about 250,000 other women in the country on any given day. Is Underwood actually more talented?

Commodified* not commissioned. I’d have edited but Kinja is a toilet right now! 

Well when I overthrow your weak government and take over the world, I will make it so that anytime someone says “Oh I remember that song from ____ commercial!” or starts singing along with an ad, they get pushed into a meat grinder. We will then vacuum pack and sell the ground idiots and sell them back to the people. …

I don’t understand why everyone is upset about them joking about fleecing the city of over a billion dollars. I mean, they totally fleeced the city for over a billion dollars, but they made a joke about it! Can’t you just laugh with them while they spend your money?

I think the benefit of getting this “joke” is far outweighed by having to listen to sports radio every day

Yeah I gotta agree. “Art Monk was mediocre” is a really bad era take. The 80s threw more than the 70s, but numbers for that era are way lower than our jaded modern eyes view as exceptional. His 106 receptions in 1984 was considered freakishly insane even into the early 90s - now it’s just a ho-hum number a lot of guys…

You can’t “play the heel” based off actual meaningful wrongs you’ve committed, only stupid shit like breaking the unwritten rules of sport or WWE-style playacting. Would Le Batard host a Donald Sterling “bit” where he’s all like, “haha, that’s right you black motherfuckers, I never want to associate with you or be…

recovering cath. here. when i was about 17 we had the coolest young priest that used to play tennis with us and hang out at our house telling us how a whole group of new priests were going to take over and change things. and they did for awhile, guitar mass, fun mass, some jesus christ superstar thrown in. then the…

The official Holy See position is that suicide is a sin, but because those who commit suicide are generally not in their right mind, they are not necessarily culpable or condemnable. Also, the Holy See has made clear that funerals are for the comfort of the mourning and not the judgment of the deceased, which is for…

This, incidentally, is why I’ll argue that Jerry Rice is the best football player ever. Playing well, well before the passing explosion era, he still owns the receiving record books. He has the career records for receptions, yards, and TDs by huge, huge margins over guys whose careers started well after his and who…

We do love to mock the brosephs. I work for BigLaw and “STEAKSAUCE!” is the bro-ism we use the most, responding to a win. It’s usually followed by all of us devolving into laughter and the men staring at us quizzically. Bless them.

On the other hand, if this is all just a setup so that Drew has to come back to a nervous, sweaty audience of emotionally compromised pseudo-trolls and admit that he’s been in the hospital for weeks because he punched himself in the nuts as a joke and ruptured a testicle, then well played.

I am the writer of that overpopulation question and in my defense I submitted that question after a weekend where a large chunk of my time was spent in Times Square and I kept looking to the heavens to see if a hydrogen bomb was on its way to save me

Alright, I expected it from Ley. He’s performatively sensitive to throw everyone off the scent of his unsolved serial murders.

PLOT TWIST: After initially apologizing, the Catholic church has, in true Catholic church fashion walked it back. As per the Freep, here’s the Catholic church’s new statement:

I’m a sitting on the toilet brusher, so it's not like I'm going to shame a person for brushing their teeth in an active bathroom.

I brush my teeth in the shower sometimes too. It’s efficient! And it lets you spend more time in a pleasantly warm shower! THIS IS THE HILL I WILL DIE ON! SHOWER TEETH BRUSHING OR DEATH!

I gotta agree with Burneko. Out population is fine. But we don’t allocate resources appropriately in any sense. Land, food, water, etc.

If you don’t like what the church teaches, and always has taught, about suicide