Before any of you pukes step up in here to comment, do me a favor, just kinda sit up and have a little respect for the process.

Holy shit.

Is that you, Squee?

So did you ungrey him?

I’m sure you did, cause you’re the bestest, wisest, most informed football writer on the whole Internet (ungrey me too?)!

Naw, I don’t really care, so long as BurnerIII doesn’t drop from grey to invisible like my previous burner. That was just weird.

And yeah, except for the kind of too frequent…

Hey man, I don’t apologize for rapists, but that’s me. You do you. I mean, Big Ben raped that girl too, you could talk about how you love the Steelers, or how you remember the Cosby show and think that whole thing was overblown.
Rape apologists gonna apologize for rape I guess.

Translation:

Are you heckling heckling heckling?

It’s not halfway through, its with 15 seconds left in the play clock.  Also, he’s never going to get better at reading the defense if his coach is going to do it for him.

Here’s Nick Foles basking in the win today

It definitely still applies.

When I was in college, I had to take two PE electives. I took ice skating for one of them. The instructor was a small woman, maybe 5'2" in skates, but her thighs were bigger than my waist. She saw that a lot of us had hockey skates, and she told us about how one of her gigs was as a skating instructor for NHL teams.…

Ok, here we go (rubs hands furiously):

For some, shyness might be their Mike McCarthy. For others, a lack of education.

It can always get worse.  I don’t care what you are talking about, it can always get worse.

Of Ronaldo? No, not really a fan, I just like to be a contrarian when it comes to Billy shitting on anything and everything that isn’t Messi.

I’m going with the theory that Drew thinks we’re both fantastic and has been protecting us from someone’s petty, thin-skinned beef against us, and that person took advantage of his absence to re-grey us.

You’re not discussing this honestly, you’re trolling. Reframe this into a proper question, without taking things to the absurd, and working into your construct a mention of the time-honoured concept of progressive taxation and how that affects your dad’s plumbing company versus a multi-billion dollar outfit, and then…

Wait a minute. Are we not friends?

Well one thing is certain. Inherited wealth is clearly a very good thing and only ever leads to talented people making important and good decisions. 

Throwing a franchise quarterback who won you a Super Bowl into the dustbin is no small thing