We do love to mock the brosephs. I work for BigLaw and “STEAKSAUCE!” is the bro-ism we use the most, responding to a win. It’s usually followed by all of us devolving into laughter and the men staring at us quizzically. Bless them.

On the other hand, if this is all just a setup so that Drew has to come back to a nervous, sweaty audience of emotionally compromised pseudo-trolls and admit that he’s been in the hospital for weeks because he punched himself in the nuts as a joke and ruptured a testicle, then well played.

I am the writer of that overpopulation question and in my defense I submitted that question after a weekend where a large chunk of my time was spent in Times Square and I kept looking to the heavens to see if a hydrogen bomb was on its way to save me

Alright, I expected it from Ley. He’s performatively sensitive to throw everyone off the scent of his unsolved serial murders.

And then you remember how smell and taste are closely linked.

I’m a sitting on the toilet brusher, so it's not like I'm going to shame a person for brushing their teeth in an active bathroom.

I worked for a large company that was pretty much always teetering on going under. I had about 6 weeks with no real work to do. But I never really let anybody know. I would always just walk back and forth to the printer and acted like I was waiting for something to print out. The key is to make it look like you are…

I brush my teeth in the shower sometimes too. It’s efficient! And it lets you spend more time in a pleasantly warm shower! THIS IS THE HILL I WILL DIE ON! SHOWER TEETH BRUSHING OR DEATH!

It’s easy to forget that when you smell poop, it means tiny molecules of poop are flying through the air and up into your nose.

I gotta agree with Burneko. Out population is fine. But we don’t allocate resources appropriately in any sense. Land, food, water, etc.

“Getting the tent up” has more than one meaning.

And that’s where they boned. Correct. 

Before any of you pukes step up in here to comment, do me a favor, just kinda sit up and have a little respect for the process.

Holy shit.

Is that you, Squee?

So did you ungrey him?

I’m sure you did, cause you’re the bestest, wisest, most informed football writer on the whole Internet (ungrey me too?)!

Naw, I don’t really care, so long as BurnerIII doesn’t drop from grey to invisible like my previous burner. That was just weird.

And yeah, except for the kind of too frequent…

Hey man, I don’t apologize for rapists, but that’s me. You do you. I mean, Big Ben raped that girl too, you could talk about how you love the Steelers, or how you remember the Cosby show and think that whole thing was overblown.
Rape apologists gonna apologize for rape I guess.

Translation:

Are you heckling heckling heckling?

Here’s Nick Foles basking in the win today