Slayer of gods and loser in the second round, yeah.

Fuck yeah, Jon Bois.

The take is neither dumb nor irrational. At worst, it’s technophobic, but all sports would be fine without instant replay. Completely, totally fine. I don’t think they’d lose “market share” or “fan interest” or “a billion fucking dollars”. They’d be fine, and fans would get over themselves. Then in 20 years people…

Nah. That was the strongest 1-2 pairing in the bracket. Deicide and Surrender should have had an epic showdown.

Deicide Huxtable would like a word with you.

So it’s your fucking fault that Deicide lost! Dammit! I was wondering who was in it for Sharky. Myself, Deicide was my early voting favorite (though I would have been fine having that name lose to Surrender Nada). In the top bracket, I liked Storm Duck and got onto that bandwagon. I hear the people who liked Truman…

Whatever, man. Sharky Laguana had no business beating Deicide, and Deicide would have *obviously* killed Pope. I said fuck this when the 1-2 of that bracket never happened. It was supposed to be Deicide vs. Surrender, goddamit. And then Storm Duck would have pushed through to rightly face, and defeat, Jizyah.

Yeah, I was wondering if Barry was going to reference that article.

Namath got revitalized years ago: http://www.footballperspective.com/joe-namath-has-become-footballs-most-misunderstood-quarterback/

I read this one first, and then went to the other one, and really enjoyed the article. But then I read the greys (no offense), and it was scary--the Oregonian defenders were crawling out of their hiding spaces, so I backed carefully away and came back to the fun commentary.

You know, there does need to be more internecine squabbling around Kinja. Fuck those other guys!

Will you start calling yourself “elitist East Coast media fuckboy” from now on? Please? Or maybe declare May 20th to be Elitist East Coast Media Fuckboy Day. Something to honor this, this perfect piece of Kinja.

And Alexander wept that there were no more stars to give.

Still one of my favorites.

Again?

thanosdidnothingwrong

It’s Redford. He’s playing the deep game to throw us all off.

TIL watching TV wards off hallucinations. Imma use that one: “You want the hallucinations back? Huh? Is that what you want? Or can I just finish binge watching every show I didn’t bother with 15 years ago?”

It’s an interesting idea. From my perspective the whole “the refs suck” idea from every sport is just a by-product of video anyway. It’s not a falsifiable statement or anything, but I’m willing to bet that refereeing has gotten better over time, but having an amazing video record of everything has foregrounded the…

But Thompson folded in the last paragraph! I was very disappointed that he couldn’t maintain it and just wrote a straightforward summary. That’s like the anti-house-style or something.