Albert Burneko’s Furious Abs is not something I thought I’d read about today.

What are the two going to be for the finals? We had sins, then horsepeoples of the Apocalypse. Heaven & Hell? Beelzebub and Mephistopheles? I’m truly looking forward to the next entry.

Classic.

And kind of annoying to those of us older than him.

Interesting. I skip every “Song that makes me wanna run through a goddamn bricked wall,” but I don’t know too much about Vampire Weekend. I’ve heard and liked, say, two of their songs.

FYI, there are a few people posting links to how bad Erdoğan’s opposition is. They’re linking to dailysabah.com, which as far as I can tell is just a government mouthpiece, that talks about how great “Erdoğan’s leadership” is.

Anybody signing up for long-term back pain and knee pain, too?

Look, this Hapsbong fella just fails the eye test. It’s that simple.

Mythical how?

I see you divided acedia and sloth, but you then left off despondency (Tristitia). Obviously, you were implicating your audience with that sin, focusing on all the teams that had lost.

Except for the whole, you know, deadly-sin-going-to-Hell part of it. I mean, it sounds more *baller*, for sure, but maybe not *respectable*.

This is an example of a comment from some other universe, right? Nobody’s that matter-of-fact and mature on the internet.

I teased my younger son that maybe we’d skip opening weekend. He took it in stride, but when I found the cat nailed to my bedroom door, I got a little nervous. J/k. I wasn’t nervous at all.

Yeah, the post-credits from GotG2 was exciting, and then nothing in Infinity War. It left me perplexed. Like, how is Adam Warlock going to get involved and bring that satyr-looking dude around if he isn’t in the movies? Why bring up a reference to a character who is intimately intertwined with the Thanos story and…

Not to be too serious, or too comic-book nerdy, but I think Gamora’s going to come back in a manner reminiscent of Adam Warlock’s return in the comics—the ones before even “Infinity Gauntlet” was written. Warlock was living in the soul gem and came out of it and ended up turning Thanos to stone.

Apropos:

This is terrible! Surrender Nada, man. Alpha O. Nickelberry III is a poseur.

That is some real high-grade horse malarkey there. Surrender Nada is a way of life. Surrender Nada is the truth, the light, and the life. We Surrender Nada!

Exactly. Surrender Nada better not lose this early. 

Because Storm Duck. Deadspin believes!