They fucking use the word “verbiage” when they mean “words.” I will fucking kill them.

Prescriptivist poppycock.

Are we sharing these now? Can I share? It doesn’t matter, I’m grey.

Saga is simply amazing. I got the first two trades covering issues 1-12, and I’ve had a monthly (with breaks) habit since.

Not a “very small part”. 

I had to go back through the article to find the reference to Thorn, because I was thinking autocorrect had done a number on Thome or something like that--and I was suspicious of Thome using the word “troglodyte”.

Guys. Stop it. Gore didn’t win. Hillary Clinton didn’t win. They got more popular votes. Doesn’t matter. That’s not what determines the winner. The rules are quite clear.

Maybe not pick Joe Lieberman as his running mate, who even then was a fucking sham of a human being.

You have nothing to apologize for. Fuck Kinja.

Yeah. That one deserves to get posted every year. Drew should do a “Hall of Shame” section for each WYTS. Trevor’s definitely goes.

No, no, no. He distinctly wrote “there is no *spots* news that is political.” He was talking about spots, not sports. He’s saying that all the reporting on kids eating Tide Pods is not political. Duh. Also, he said that “you are...to dumb to understand.” This clearly means that to understand you must dumb—it’s a…

I haven’t been able to get away from watching football completely, but hate-watching the team you used to root for is very liberating.

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!

You’re goddamned right.

That tractor don’t drive itself, sonny.

Saying something is good isn’t even a “hawt taek” or whatever the fuck they look for here. Your take is correct.

I fucking hate how Alex Trebek has a reputation for massive intelligence. He doesn’t come up with the questions, and he doesn’t know the answers. He has the answer key! How do people not get this?

It’s a terrible shame.

I’m torn between my disgust for this premise and my love for Ewan McGregor.

Indiana is worse.