Still, it’s more romantic than the last google search he did regarding Ciara.

Hopefully he will come down from the rafters and beat the shit out of Drake.

Hopefully he brings the Police out to arrest LeBron for the Assassination of David Blatt.

“Toronto’s Amir Johnson also got hacked”

Seen the Cubs bullpen lately? They have 4. Wood, Richard, Cahill, Warren. You’re a year late on super reliever.

“Holy shit, those are some mobile QBs” —

Woodson did not want to come to Green Bay originally, but without other viable options he settled. He grew to love it but that state of mind still exists with others. I grew up in Green Bay as a kid when we saw some a black person we used to ask what position they played. Diversity has slightly improved but this is…

I love how people from backwater provincial shitholes like to tell themselves, “This is a great place to raise a family!” Yes, a great place for your kids to flee from when they’re 18.

Free Agents: Like we want to live in Wisconsin.

I’m just impressed you understood his comment enough to respond. I’m still trying to figure out which parts are autocorrect and which parts are the failures of our education system.

Remind him of the concept of the English language while you’re at it.

You expected something like this? (at 3:20 if it doesn’t start there)

Always the highlight truthers.

Goodness, this is a hairy situation, or at least whatever polyvinyl hair replacement foam adorns Lebron’s head.

Two years ago, Macklemore, then perhaps the most famous rapper in the world,

Never fuck over the delivery guy. They know where you live.

What kind of candy

Whatever, let Big Poppa Pump show you a real 50-year-old workout.

Pippen has had a tough battle with money.