Don’t forget Marc Trestman. I’m pretty sure the Bears fired him because he was such a frightening physical specimen that his players were ashamed of their own puny physiques in comparison.

Let me offer a #hottake rebuttal.

Please tell me I wasn’t the only one expecting something else to happen in the last sixty seconds of the clip.

Strong sounding out of Belichick

Your tears, they're delicious.

First Lawrence, now Wade. Someone keep an eye on Lou Diamond.

How did Chris Paul not get any votes?

Who in their right mind relies on the NFL overtime where you may never touch the ball.

Sure did. Bank is closed mutha fuckas. Fuck Green Bay

I hear he’s thinking of becoming a butcher in Fargo.

Pretty cool move, but the greatest instance of Cardinals donning blue jackets this offseason is still John Lackey and Jason Heyward.

And as always, Tony Allen is First Team All-Defense, even on offense.

Say what you will about Shane McMahon, but that fucker could sell the shit out of a bump

Ya fuck that dad for getting a small fraction of what his son was bringing into the school/NCAA. How dare the Newtons profit, only coaches and presidents and execs should make any money.

If you have a problem with players being robbed, college athletics might not be for you.

Umm... The Bus against Indy after “the tackle”, up until Vanderjerk missed wide.. Way wide. Come to think of it, it was both wild card games from this year rolled into one!

This is exactly why I long ago stopped caring one shit when players hold out. The owners are the fucking worst and players have every right to do whatever they need to.

If you could point out where I said I was personally happy that St. Louis was losing their franchise or said anything negative about Cardinals fans I’d love for you to show me. I believe I turned that decision to Deadspin. But thank you for projecting, sorry for your loss.

St. Louis is the tumbleweed of American cities.

I’m a STL Rams fan since I grew up in STL in the 90s and early 2000s, and what was fucking bullshit is that Goodell said STL didn’t do enough to keep the team. The city actually approved funding, built a fucking plan, and is ready to move forward with it. Instead they say fuck you St. Louis, give money to the Raiders…