Theo's message to Baltimore

No reason to get feisty. This isn't Nam

Just watched part of space jam the other day. Must be why I immediately thought of him.

You angered Mr Bradley

Also heard they felt a cigarette on the statue would be too controversial in today's world

Bulls fan here. Out of any criticisms for Rose, fair or unfair, this one is false. He’s one of the few players that tries to play with the pace Fred wants. It’s been Butler that has complained this year, and Hoiberg had to implement isos for him because that’s what he’s comfortable with.

As someone who delivered, then managed restaurants in Chicago for many years, my advice is : if you order in a storm, be prepared for a long wait. It’s also on the restaurant to quote a long delivery time. Don’t call checking on your order - that time makes every order including yours, take a little longer.

And your phone number! I used to deliver, and I might have woken some assholes up after getting stiffed when they finally answered the door after standing in rain or snow for an extended amount of time

Damn it. Good catch. He probably actually caddied for him, good thing he didn't have to worry about auto correct

Basically he's lifting Brother Love

My friends son candied for him last summer. Said pippen was nice and tipped $100. Apparently trying to shed the no tippin pippen label. Probably too late at this point, but at least he tips now

Before anyone says it was just the Sixers, remember he scored 40 in the second half at Toronto.

Because kyrie and love are examples of perfect health? And until LeBron leads the cavs to at least one title, we'll have bragging rights thanks to Mike ending your seasons, then winning rings

And cocaine. Lots of cocaine

Can confirm.

I don't know, considering the toxic situation in Phoenix, and there haven't been any reports (that I've heard, as a big nba fan), of him being a problem, I think the bucks made a big mistake trading Knight

Oh man, that's the best breakdown of the pacers I've read.

Detroit has won like 6 in a row vs the bears, so now it has gotten that bad. Saw signs for optimism this season, and now this off season is huge

The McCkaskey's have been cheap, and too involved in trying to run the team for years. It looks like they finally hired a good staff to actually run the team now, but I won't believe it for at least 2 years

I loved 99% of his music until Yeezus, even as he was turning into more of an asshole. I can only take about half of Yeezus.