Though ultimately rejected by the rim, the tall blond still took home a lovely and thoughtful gift basket.

Yeah getting beat by Detroit is tiny penis shaming of the worst order

I grew up bleeding Bears, so I always am hoping they get their shit together. It wasn’t as bad as being a Detroit fan, but it wasn’t good either.

Good lord our owner is a piece of work....

Wow. Things are going all to hell in a gift basket.

Whatever comes of this, whether it’s absolutely nothing or a federal perjury conviction, rock bottom for Jeter has to be the upcoming phone call from an eager A-Rod offering advice.

“Goddamn millennials.” -John Hornacek

Manziel at the blackjack table. “Ok Billy. Can you count to 21 Billy?”

If Griffey’s plaque features him wearing his hat backward, I’ll take back (almost) every bad thing I ever said about the Hall of Fame.

“I fully endorse jbud and his witticisms.”

Sure, Sully. Tawmee is just like you fans.

He’s always been a crazy asshole, but so are a lot of other entertainment icons. Many of his albums are very, very good, though, and you can actually hear the insanity tearing his psyche apart in his head if you listen to Yeezus. That record is a fucking trip.

I’m a Pats fan and he was hated just because he was a big rival for the AFC for many years. I don’t get the sense that fans here loathe him personally, like other fans do with Brady, but I could be wrong about that.

Rose is all but gone from this team. Although I can't see butler as the best player on a championship team. Welcome to nba hell

Am I wrong in thinking this guy is nothing but awesome? He’s like the Uncle Buck of the NFL. Yeah, he didn’t get to save a neice from a douchey boyfriend, but he’s gotta come out of this with another awesome chapter for his autobiography: “The Night Janitor’s guide to Coaching Football.”

I so hope that the John Hornacek named in the article is Jeff Hornacek’s ne’er do well younger brother.

Yeah because they can actually execute in the nba

Emmitt Smith has been tutoring her.

“Sounds right to me.”- G.W. Bush