I despise farewell tours. Nothing says “pathetic attention whore” as much as making the game all about you. Fuck kobe with a rapist’s dick. It’s just sad at this point and everybody’s just going through the motions.

I really like that the NFL is going to limit them to 15 games in your scenario. It’s very fitting.

Peter is a rube

The exception being, of course, the legendary Rich Kotite

Hopping on plane to Phlly now.

“At least he went from full control to out of a job at the same tempo as his offense.”

Congrats on winning Bro-Dungeons-and-Dragons!

The Seahawks got ass-raped by a team with no playoff chances whatsoever—at home. Maybe their fans didn’t yell loudly enough?

Perfectly played.

This is Cops if you took away their guns

Good to see George Michael found a job jn the NFL.

This play was Too Short for that.

Punting Pussy’s Pathetic Play Provokes Powerful Player’s Punishing, Possibly Painful Pasting - Pussy Promptly Pisses Pants, Persistently.

We’ll see

I read that as “this is what happens when you try Eddy Lacy”, and I swear to you, I spent 30 seconds staring at it in an attempt to see what revenge Eddy Lacy got for being “tried”. Like, did he kick him in the nuts as he ran by? Then I realized there was a comma there. “This is what happens when you try, Eddy Lacy.”

8 sacks of Rodgers.

Man, 91 was looking back like he was passing a car wreck. R.I.P. Eddie.

Threatening those kinds of late hits to punish a kicker? That’s the kind of retaliation Todd Bertuzzi would approve of.